Corrupt-A-Wish

granted but it will malfunction and zap you

i wish for a car

Granted, but the car gets stolen.

I wish I had £3500

granted but its in the wrong currency

i wish for food

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I had an empty beer bottle.

granted buts its smashed

i wish for more time

Granted, but the extra time gets wasted on doing absolutely nothing at all.

I wish I had a secret underground nuclear fission reactor.

granted but it blows up

i wish for unlimited petrol

Granted, but someone ignites it.

I wish I had a rapier

granted but its broken

i wish for knowledge

Granted, but it turns out it's useless knowledge

I wish I had a Spanish Chihuahua

granted, but it poops and pee's all over your floor and you cant train it cause it doesent understand you.


i wish i had cell fone coverage where ever i go.

Granted, but you have to pay ridiculous amounts of money to have said coverage, so in the end you can't afford it anymore.

I wish I had ten thousand cut, flawless sapphires

granted, but they belong to a drug/money launderer and he kills you to get them back.


i wish my wishes didnt get corrupted (beat that lol)

granted but you cannot wish anymore

i wish for snow

Granted, but the snow immediately melts and freezes into slippery ice.

I wish I had pyrokinetic abilities.

granted, but you get trapped in a pool

i wish i get rock band for christmas

granted but it does not have the disk in

i wish for happyness

granted but it only lasts 2 seconds then it is utter insanity

i wish for the perfet wish (lol beat that)

granted but it never happens as purfection is impossible

i wish for a happy christmas

no you wish doesent come true because you dont get any thing you want and you get food poisoning because of the food you ate at chirstmas dinner.


i wish i had a fly swatter that would smack whoever i want it to.

granted but it will malfunction and hit you

i wish for a faster internet

Granted, but it's heavily-limited in the sense that the "fastness" only lasts 15 minutes, then it goes back to being a shitty 68 kb/s dial-up (XD)

I wish I had unlimited power.

granted, but your power gets so strong that you cant move your body and it becomes useless.


i wish i could do this with my face:

granted but people will fear you because of it

i wish for friends

granted, but you lose then when you unexpentantly move away

i wish for world peace lol